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IS GAMBIT IN ‘WOLVERINE’?
That’s right, folks, question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate! Will humans land on Mars? Is purple the new pink? Would this monkey let me squeeze her tits for...
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GAMBIT WEARS A VEST, SATIN SHIRT
There have already been three X-Men movies, and even while the last one was pulling random mutants like a dude who throws sticks and a gay guy with angel wings out its ass, there was no Gambit....
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$200 Million Turd: ‘Battleship’ opens with Brooklyn Decker’s boobs, goes...
Click to animate (recommended)After the jump, it’s the first trailer for Universal’s Battleship, which is loosely based on the board game and reportedly cost $200 million to make. I think it looks...
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‘John Carter’ is Cowboys and Aliens in space, basically
Taylor Kitsch was on the Today Show this morning promoting Disney’s John Carter, and after the usual boring talk about doing his own stunts and what length the fans like his hair (BUT WAIT, TELL US...
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John Carter has a full trailer
"Come... at me, bro."Following up on yesterday’s sneak preview from the Today show, Disney has released the full trailer for John Carter. I can’t deny that it looks cool, but it kind of just makes me...
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New Battleship trailer is all about the slow-motion ‘splosions
Battleship (BASED ON THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED BOARD GAME!) has a new trailer out, and after watching it, I’ve come up with an awesome new slogan: Battleship — It’s not the SIZE of the ship, it’s the...
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John Carter wants Walter White’s beans
We’ve been pretty critical of Disney’s marketing campaign for John Carter thus far, which seemed to focus on nothing so much as drilling the name “John Carter” into our head, a strategy commenter The...
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New Battleship trailer reveals aliens, red pegs
There’s a new Battleship trailer on the web, and once again Universal has failed to incorporate commenter Stallonewolf’s near-perfect tagline “Let the bodies hit D-4.” It’s sad, but we do get a more...
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Blake Lively gets double teamed by drug dealers
MTV just released the trailer for Oliver Stone’s Savages, but since that version is region-locked, I’ve got your YouTube copy after the jump.Oliver Stone adapts author Don Winslow’s best-selling novel...
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Mark Wahlberg and his shawt little T-Rex ahms are stuck behind enemy lines in...
“Grawnk one ta Nomah, I repeat, the Sawx are in the series.”In Lone Survivor, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster, and Taylor Kitsch play four members of SEAL Team 10, who were trapped behind...
View ArticleThird Battleship Trailer Gets Right To The Boom
“WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!” Universal sunk over $200 million into a movie about the board game battleship helmed by the guy who directed Very Bad Things and Hancock. Now the third, explosion-heavy...
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View ArticleNew Battleship Clips: A Warning From Rihanna And Brooklyn Decker’s Quest For...
We don’t know which is weirder: that Universal sunk over $200 million into a movie about the board game battleship or that it opened in the #1 spot in 24 out of 26 countries overseas. We’ll have to...
View ArticleFive 'Battleship' Clips Pale In Comparison To Battlesheep
Guys, I’m going to level with you here. I may have finally lost it. Between the dinosaur narrative this morning and photoshopping the Battlesheep poster above, I think the sanity has left me. I just...
View ArticleTo Celebrate The Opening Of 'Battleship', Here Are All The Parodies We Have
In case you hadn’t noticed from the ads all over this page, Battleship is showing in theaters in North America now. This trend of buying the film rights to board games and toys is ripe for parody. You...
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Here Is Everything Rihanna Says in 'Battleship'
Did you think we were done with being snarky about movies based on board games? We aren’t, so of course we’ll point out that The Avengers was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend, grossing $55M...
View ArticleWhich Version Of 'Savages' Would You Rather See?
Savages opens tomorrow and despite looking fantastically violent, trending fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, and featuring the most Blake Lively sideboob of any film in 2012, it feels a little untalked about....
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Aw, That’s Cute: Taylor Kitsch Wishes They’d Make ‘John Carter 2′
Disney Poor Taylor Kitsch — he’s seems like a pretty decent, down-to-earth guy. At the very least, he hasn’t let his brief rise to superstardom (and subsequent fiery burnout) warp him into some sort of...
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Report: Colin Farrell And Taylor Kitsch In Talks For Lead Roles In ‘True...
Getty Image Yesterday at about 6:30 p.m. — in a post passing along the news that True Detective Season 2 will take place in California and feature FOUR lead roles, according to creator Nic Pizzolatto —...
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Major Plot Details Emerge About ‘True Detective’ Season Two
Last week, we got word that Colin Farrell was in negotiations for one of the (four) leads in True Detective season two, while HBO and Nic Pizzolatto wanted Taylor Kitsch for one of the other leads....
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